Hi there. This is me. Contrary to popular belief, I actually do have a nose.
My name is Lucy, but people generally call me Frank or Boggle. The only explanation I can offer for this is alcohol.
Incidentally, many of the strange occurences in my life can be attributed to the consumption of alcohol. I should work on that.
I live in the middle of nowhere - a sleepy little town in the Midlands, UK, where nothing exciting ever happens. Which is one of the reasons why I spend so much time here. Well, that and the fact that Tumblr is like crack. You know I’m right.
I think I’m like Marmite - people either love me or hate me. I’m not a big talker and so some folks assume that I’m snobbish or rude, when I’m really just trying to suss you out. Spark my interest, however, and you’ll find that I can, and will, talk you to death. You have been warned
